It’s like a racist Family Guy cut away gag come to life.

I stand corrected. They used the final timeout before that play and I would’ve noticed that if I hadn’t have also been making a herculean effort of holding in my pee until halftime. 

Boylen looks like there must have been some magic in that old silk suit they found and put on a buttplug. 

The last time I turned it over that poorly we ended up watching Memoirs of a Geisha. Tough to come back from that.

Nope, just somebody in a Hellboy mask.

In all seriousness, who’s going to be balllsy enough in the press corps to ask Bellichek if Malcolm Butler would’ve been the difference-maker on that final play?

I can’t stand the sight of Dick Cheney sitting there. That is all. I have nothing of relevance to add to this discussion.

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

If the offer was fair

“I’d rather people get hurt than get rich” is an early leader for next year’s Worst Take of the Year award. 

Did you google, “What would Mark Davis’s haircut look like on a big red ass?” to find that picture?

In six months, when I go to my next dentist appointment, I’ll read this and get back with you Laura. 

Yasser Seirawan has a good series of books.

Is there a recommended Chess strategy for newbs book? I’ve always been fascinated by it, but could never get into it or find anyone to give me more information beyond how the pieces move.

His laugh sounds like sobbing being sped up and played in reverse.

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality. 

Any vote that isn’t for the Blonde Race Baiting Nazi Lady is wrong.

Lauren, you accidentally ran this article with a picture of Garrison Keillor at the top.