I just got ungreyed at the bulletin board down at the diner. Feels good man. 

The only people who can succeed in a system based around his abuse are the people who are capable of accepting his abuse and internalizing his logic and the rest are rejected or give him what he wants so he leaves them alone. That kind of a bullshit attitude will only take you as far as the White House though

They should have gotten a coach with fewer miles.

Five Kinja accounts is normal. Find a new slant. 

if he was a white woman i bet he could have worn that jacket.

“Water’s cold.”

I think Malcolm Gladwell would argue that since there are birds in Nigeria, Larry Bird is actually on the Nigerian team.

Shouldn’t he be sending his goons out to fight Daredevil right now?

I read the article and now it makes sense- somewhat. I was picturing a toilet with a large dick of its own.

I’m getting pretty tired of hearing any pro sports figure talk about their fucking legacy, like it actually means anything. Jordan’s the GOAT. He’s also a totally super hysterical meme, which is the only way that most people under the age of 25 even recognize the man for anymore. His legacy is fucking shoes. Now,…

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

But bustin’ makes me feel good. 

Reno?

“From my own experience, Mensa customer service is lacking.”

You’re not my supervisor.

Wait, is it legal to rip a Bowles in New York now?

The Jets meet the Bills next week.

Just sprain it back the other way. Evens out

Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

He looks like a retired gummy bear that became a police officer.