get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

*cough*

Look, I just want to know if he’s a lone wolf or if I need to condemn an entire ethnicity. Please advise.

Dear BurnSTANKo,

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

Needs to play inside the rule of law and show more discipline. Too eager to make friends with dictators. Ravenous appetite for fast food can also bring unwanted gastrointestinal trouble. Willingness to default to playground bullying style appears to limit his ability to be taken seriously. Needs to improve…

Tempting, but Scaramucci is throwing in a $20.

Probably on October 11, 2021. The system works!

“boooooooooooookemia!" 

If you count YAC on his interceptions, he absolutely does.

that’s pretty fucked up. i thought jack ryan was pretty good.

Gino Appleberry Jr.

The NFL only cares about injury reports because of Vegas right?

this can’t be racist my best friend is an escort

That flew over your head like F-35s don’t.

I suspect that a few of them, in fact, may be belly itchers.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Snydertown.

The worst part? Roethlisberger is the father.  

I believe Del The Funkee Homosapien said it best: