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I’m rather more curious if 32 is really that rough of an age. I sailed past it and, at least for now, can still eat like Ovi.

It’s time to flip the script

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

It’s not shown on the signage, but that $5.45 hot dog in Georgetown comes with a 2018/19 season ticket to the Wizards, so that price is particularly insulting.

Take me out to dinner on Friday night, you can have a bust from mine.

“David Tepper is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

Close. Anaheimans (and that’s pronounced Ana Hymans) prefer to call it Disneyland, USA, instead of Los Angeles.

“I’ve caught myself in my own zipper more than any doctor on Earth!”

Hard to believe Patrick Swayze and Harold Ramis are both gone.

That’s his cornhole fightin’ shirt.

Absolutely not!

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

Shaq thinks she should have asked for weekly paychecks so that ESPN wouldn’t think she was making so much.

not great on your part

I hope the Mets changed their Netflix password.

If a commenter is murdered in the grays without a witness, does he not die?

No they were instructed to bring those beautiful black men straight to Mr. Sterling’s house

can’t you see you’re madly in love with each other?!?!?

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