Wow. I usually just star a post and move on if it's clever, but this deserves a post telling you that you are incredibly clever!

Sad that there's a market for this.

I hope you were turned on by the thought, and not by the thought of me, as I happen to be a heterosexual man.

Women are now too lazy to crush men's balls with their own bare hands!

And here is the response to the response.

Thank you for saying so. Too many people are too prideful to say they misread something. I would much rather live in a world where we would all assume you made a mistake, as opposed to a world where we all assume you're a fool, and you are helping us all get to that result.

If you've ruined King of the Hill for me, I'll never forgive you.

I take pride in the fact that I don't manspread on the bus. It's really not a hard thing to do, and it's polite. Maybe it is too far to legislate some kind of ban on spreading your legs on the bus, but for Christ's sake, it's not going to hurt your testicles.

I'm glad my New Orleans Saints dropped this sack of shit.

Hahaha, more like "And all these blessings shall come on thee, and overtake thee, if thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God."

Meh, I don't think she actually wanted anything for any kind of sexual favors. It just made me uncomfortable is all.

Song of Solomon is great, but it really fires me up when you bring out your Deuteronomy quotes.

I love dirty talk. Absolutely love it.

Really glad that I'm not revered enough to have a statue. It would be quite embarrassing next to Ronaldo's.

Well, I mean, not me, because I'm married, but I've seen it happen before. It's not illegal, though some people might see it as unethical. It's not a situation I would ever want to be in since I'm not able to separate the professional and personal parts of my relationships very well, but there are plenty of people…

There's a fine line between flirting and sexual harassment, but I don't think it's really too tough to see the distinction. It's usually pretty obvious if the other party is interested or not. On the other hand, it's definitely not appropriate to introduce yourself by basically telling someone you want to have sex…

I'm a property manager myself, and we are very careful to remain above reproach on sexual harassment. It's really not hard to do, but somehow we hear stories about it all the time from new tenants about previous landlords.

I don't understand how a man can have any day in this whatsoever. Is the fetus an object that he owns? What claim does the father have on the child? Am I supposed to believe that these people think that semen which is put into a woman's vagina is still his? This seems like dangerous thinking.

But wait, why should we believe Beverly Johnson? Isn't Bill Cosby's Word > 19+ Women's Words?

Wow, that blows. Oh well!