Chills.

Kickass. Wonderful news.

So if they broke the law, then what? What are the consequences? Serious question for the lawyers out there.

Nope. Creepy. I'm out.

Thank you for this article and a rebuttal that gets what a mean spirited shit talking troll Lewis comes off as. Today my kid had a willful potty training "accident." It sucked. When I tell my friend about it later it's less to complain, but to give her a laugh, get some advice, and keep moving. Bloggers who insist I…

Make it so.

Also, I submit a ranking of Sweet Valley characters.

If Claudia wasn't number 1 I was never coming back to this site again.

That's some good misdirection there, dude.

And what of the slaughtering of innocents that are occurring in this very generation, today, in other parts of the world? No shout out to them? Just abortion? Okay.

Principal Ryan Hanson of Devils Lake High School in North Dakota is in hot water

On the other hand, you'd have to live in Clarksville. Clarksvuhl. I'd talk shit about how much I hate that city, but any time I do, someone within earshot tells me that's where they're from and their daddy before them. And then it gets awkward.

I managed two senteces of dead babies, and I'm out.

The nurses put me on oxygen during active labor, but I was so tired and delirious I didn't even remember until weeks later when I asked my husband if they put something on my face, and he was like yeah, basically the baby was in danger and her vitals kept dropping and all these people came rushing into the room. You…

In the hierarchy of Italian toilets, none is more terrifying than coming across a unisex restroom with a single hole in the floor. it's made of porcelain, with ridges where one's feet should go. I have no idea how to use them, but out of desperation one fine summer day a couple months ago, I found myself, carefully,…

This one time I was on a plane and this decrepid old man was sitting next to me. I glanced over to find him picking his nose, like shamelessly. And then, as though I wasn't even there, he wiped it. On my favorite flowy skirt. Which I burned.

I don't think she watched the same movie I did. (100 million times) I did not get a sense of male bashing at all. It's feminist as fuck and I love it, but having a prince who has more than one dimension, who is the polar opposite of mute, love at first sight perfect Prince Charming, is really interesting take on the…

50 something office worker.

For when you want to look wider: These pants.

Yes.