“Susie, forgive me Darling, for every word I say — my heart is full of you, none other than you in my thoughts, yet when I seek to say to you something not for the world, words fail me.”

How else was she supposed to continue riding his coat tails?

No we can’t dance together no we can’t talk at all (because of that restraining order)

Oooh, the part about telling her not to talk about him-fuck that shit. The only thing that got an old ex to just fucking leave me alone was to detail his verbal and emotional abuse publicly. Yeah, he whined about how I was making him look bad to my best friend at the time, but he stopped calling to tell me how…

No gag gifts, but I have been threatening coal all night as my kid bounces off the walls.

Fuck yeah, Milka.

Coppola merlot, maybe moving on to some spiced rum in egg nog. Basically, I’m getting trashed and watching Christmas movies.

Other bisexuals: Does anyone else feel overwhelmingly drawn to one gender or another for long stretches in such a way that you question your identity?

“Even though they put themselves in harm’s way.” DO GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I haven’t but I’ll look for it.

Coat of Many Colors made me cry. I didn’t even care that my family was laughing at me. That shit with the baby was sad as fuck. Okay, yes Ricky Shroder was terrible, but for a made for tv movie I didn’t hate it.

I cannot believe how dismissive this woman is. This was an actual consequence of hateful rhetoric. It blows my mind. I quit.

The article after, near the bottom. Perfect side eye, basically.

We are all Emma Thompson at the end of that article.

Is anyone else pre-tracking their thanksgiving calories to avoid going overboard and driving themselves nuts in the process?

Thank you for this. Made night to know BCO will live on.

Grandmother, as I’m greeting her at the door on Thanksgiving: *pokes stomach* you’re really putting on weight.

I’m in the middle of Pippi Goes On Board right now and I love the shit out of it. Putting asshole grownups in their place, being all like fuck your freckle cream, tell me when when your start selling a cream for more freckles and I’ll buy a dozen, and like throwing some jerk in the air for beating his horse, and plus…

I’m watching a Don Henley show on PBS as I sit here in bed not sleeping. Not sure if it’s gross to say this but dude is still pretty easy on the eyes. Yeah, gross. But still would.

This makes me really upset. All I can say from watching other single parents struggle is don’t let him off the hook financially.