Mansplaining to the ladies how to feminist.

NOOOOOOOOO. That is genuinely one of the worst gift ideas I have ever heard of. At least you tried.

I was working at a popular electronics store when a customer came in to buy his wife a really fancy scale for mother’s day. I couldn’t talk him out of it. He just kept telling me “she’s been feeling really out of shape lately, and this will be great to help her get back on track”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I don’t think Elizabeth Warren is boy-crazy, Steinem. I don’t think far-left women are boy-crazy. I think they’re just socialist.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

whatever you think of Kevin Smith he comes off as a really great, genuinely loving dad.

Kill them all and have them reincarnated as a poor, pregnant undocumented worker living in the inner city.

Kill Donald Trump [obvs]

alternatively, get rid of selective service altogether. If a real emergency comes up, people will volunteer, and if not, there are places for those records anyway, such as the DMV.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

I hope I’m wrong but I’m guessing she receives her fair share of slut shaming from the wives and girlfriends (‘why don’t you cover up then?’ ‘Or maybe don’t dress like a stripper or porn star!’ Etc). I doubt all recipients respond this way but I can imagine many would lash out in embarrassment or hurt or shock (at…

YEP

he is not in Midwest

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Can you really boycott a place no one wants to go to?

That’s what I was thinking. How does this affect places like dance studios who offer class passes with expiration dates? I feel like this is more akin to buying tickets to a show and not using them, rather than a gift card. You’re buying a specific product (a class), not just giving money to retailer for any sort of…

Here is a really really novel Idea: Get on a regular bike and ride. I mea sure you an’t do fancy push up things, but its way more fun, you can ride somewhere to drink beer, or have a picnic, or you know go shopping, pick up your groceries.....bikes were never meant to be indoors and $34 a class is truly criminal. I…

Yep - texted my almost-70-year-old dad after reading this thread. I’d have called him, but he’s 2 hours ahead and he’s probably fallen asleep fully clothed, surrounded by the week’s newspapers and coupons.