We wouldn't want boys to be fudged packed is the lesson I'm getting. Too obvious?

My jaw just dropped with that question.

We are not a cod fish.

Yes.

I'm with you on the modesty thing, but that cut...

Amazing silhouette.

No.

This color and ruffles are EVERYTHING.

Gorgeous makeup.

Goddess.

We have these in Italy. It does the trick, I guess.

I was in the Netherlands this week, and I saw a little boy of about 3 parked in his wagon attached to his parent's bike. His mom or dad had popped inside a shop, while the boy sat patiently, chillin' under the rain cover. No one was shrieking about neglect, or calling the police. It just looked like a common sense…

...and then the cops lost the report about who beat the dude outside the bar, whoops! Right?

There was that time when at ten in the morning, my manager told me about his nasty toothache and I jokingly suggested a shot of whiskey as a quick fix. He paused, pulled out a 20 from his pocket, and told me to run to the grocery store. When I returned, some country western whiskey sippin' music was playing, and so it…

I know it's gross in there sometimes, but if you have a changing pad, set it on the bathroom floor and change your kid's diaper there. It's not ideal, but going out with babies is never easy anyway. That said, the restaurant has to expect that people are going to need a space to take care of these kinds of things.

Her calves are insane!

I'm so sorry that happened, but I just laughed so hard I cried.

The Moon Man is fucking terrifying. I thought my nightmares were left behind in the '90s. *shudder*

I looked at that, and I was like, so what that's like 2 servings. I could eat that without pausing once while sitting on the couch watching Louie.

I can't believe he missed an opportunity to tell the arresting officers "you have to understand, mein herr, a tiger is tiger not a lamb mein herr" as justification for his..........Shia-ness.