I totally had a thing for Danny and I don't care who knows it.

I saw LeAnn and her ex-husband once. He came across as um...very gay? When the cheating thing broke, I wasn't super shocked that it didn't work out.

Barrrrffff gag

So close! The pics of booze threw me off.

LA to Vegas?

Her demographic also includes parents, who, often, like to keep up with the books their kids are into as a means of connection and reading encouragement. Shame! Shame!

Rich people hate rich people for not being the right kind of rich people, news at 11.

...not even a tingle.

perfect.

Yeah, something that was on tv for what 26 years? is a "failure." Okay, Washington Post. Trolling fucking Reading Rainbow. For fuck's sake.

My experience was this: I had a wedding registry that I told people about if they asked, but I was grateful to get anything knowing that gifts and cash aren't something that's demanded at the wedding reception, but a generous bonus. We did get cash from some people and instead of using it to fill in any gaps with our…

I miss scrunchies. I only stopped wearing them because I was getting laughed at by hateful assholes or whatever.

"Follow the money."

My ex-boyfriend from several years ago was king of the ego inflating whoppers.

...Kim K is also biracial though? She's honestly never given racism a thought in that context? Armenians get a ton of shit, too. Weird.

I want my husband to get the kid up early, have her help make pancakes, serve them to me in bed, gtfo and clean the kitchen, return to rub my feet while referring to me as "your Highness" NOT SARCASTICALLY, then, while I'm at my yearly (no joke, I can't get away long enough ever) hair appointment, husband will scrub…

I didn't realize it was happening at the time, but on a busy Friday night shift at the Blockbuster, I noticed a lady in a long blue floral dress wandering around the store. Something about her wasn't quite right. She eventually rented her movies and left...but a strange odor remained. We couldn't figure it out,…

I believe it. The thing that always bugs me about their shows is....it at least appears...that a season ends, looks like it might be the end of the story (sTORI, excuse me) and then, would you look at that, a new baby! Then a new season to match. It again, appears to the casual observer, to be exploitative of the…

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