Sorry for your loss. Peanut Butter the Psycho gifted us with three kittens- they are all deliriously batty and growing right into the asshole genetics they have rightly earned. (We believe the father is a feral cat that PBtP snuck into the house at grave risk) I was trying to eat today and they just would NOT leave me…

I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.

THANK YOU. Also, Julianne Moore’s daughter doesn’t look like her, people just think all gingers look alike. I’ve been told I look like Julianne Moore, Nicole Kidman and Alicia Witt. I look NOTHING LIKE THEM, I just have red hair.

The Second Coming of Kanye (pun intended).

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

I like crows, maybe not as much as some of the other corvidae, but still cool. I looked up what you call swans, who are basically narcissistic assholes, and your choices are herd or whiteness...

I took a meme shot. Can’t decide which is better.

In the same vein: “Wow, your pronunciation is really good!”. This was said to me by my boss after I told him my own son’s full name. He literally complimented me for correctly pronouncing the name I picked out.

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

I’m sorry, this totally and completely takes the cake, the conclusion of the Vanity Fair article:

I knew when i wrote that post I was opening up a big can of worms. Ok, now keep in mind this is my personal opinion and that everyone is entitled to their own.

Honestly I loved the show to an insane degree. I fought tooth and nail on the Buffy boards at the time. Yet, I always loathed Buffy herself. I don’t know if it was something about SMG or just her character, but Buffy always grated on me. To this day, I still say Buffy was the weakest character in the Buffy verse and…

Hahahaha re “Why does that baby have so much hair?”

Not even wearing clothes RN, TBH.

I’m confused about how Bruce Jenner is being an asshole. As I understand it, his car was pushed into another car during the accident. He cooperated with the police. He was not determined to be at fault. So why would he not file to have the lawsuit thrown out? Am I missing something?

Full disclosure: I typed that while lying down.

Listen, he is HOT AS EFF in real life. Super tall, built. It was crazy. He’s a good looking dude, but he was genuinely patient with everyone (and people were pretty damn annoying on that movie set). From what I remember, he was really nice.

ALSO, apparently this

This is dating myself but... when I was 10 years old my mother moved us from Philly to Westwood Ca. (a whole ‘nother story but it was actually a case of custodial interference.) Our neighbor in in the Melrose place looking complex was Barbara Barry. She played Gavin Mcleod’s wife on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. She…

I’m early for an early flight out of Atlanta. I ask the baggage handler at the curb to tell me something I wouldn’t know about his job. He’s not busy, no one else there, two of us having a smoke.