when i used to live in england, i used to pick up my roommate from work every sunday and we’d go over to the cinema as our standard sunday hanging date. We had it timed how fast we could get in and out of the ladies there without breathing! You see, all the management were men, they werent aware that feminine products…

i know right!?! i mean that image/story comes back to me so frequently, its so ingrained, everytime i go to the grocery store ...’ahhh, the health food aisle, time for me to have start living a healthy life, eat some healthy snacks, what shall i attempt...oh. wait. no. NO NO no. we’ll be sticking to the chocolate…

sometimes, when i get sleep paralysis, my halucination is usually that my whole body is paralysed .... including my lungs. the panic is so real.

i...oh my... how effing dare she. she said you deserved it! that is fucked and i am very very very angry with that woman, i am so sorry you had to grow up with a person like that. massive huge hugs!

you’re damn right we’re fecking pissed off with that fecking tool, thats our lion, how would he like it if we came over there, bribed another asshole to help us lure Yogi Bear or Smokey the bear... or the Colbert Report Eagle into our dastardly trap, knowing full well the reason we have to FECKING LURE it is because…

i’ve never liked this gif of him, he looks like a mid-90’s overly sexualized ibiza party boy who is skinny because of lack of sense and wayy to much 90’s ibiza party cocaine.

i often HAVE just eaten sugared butter while attempting to bake. its best/heavenly if you use that dark (molasses?) brown sugar. dont knock it!

Whoa just a second there...Timothy olyphant is also a douche too? Ah man seriously I thought he was supposed to be a nice guy, what’d he do?

‘symbolic ring’ more like

girl needs to enroll there! not just do community service.

Someone in the comments above mentioned that it’s a term used for ‘too-young sexual partners’ which makes the whole scenario more like a burn than a racist thing to me, so as I liketo don my rose tinted glasses whenever possible i’m going to pretend that's the only subtext

"A sense of history"

Taking a cue from Adultosaur here when someone insults her "boys"-

there was a news anchor when i was young, in south africa literally, called Scott Scott.

it is soothing! it really is!!!! and that sense of accomplishment of ridding yourself/you friend of that 'intruder' and the triumphant pop as it comes out (hair or zit), its all good. though a years old blemish...i've seen the youtube videos...i like to think i would be as disgusted at the enormity of the buildup as i…

i remember when i was very young, about 8 or so, maybe even younger, i would love putting sand in my hair and try to pick out all the granules, should have known ten years later i'd be picking everything.

the coarse hairs were my initial trigger in the very beginning, now because hair pulling makes your regrowth a little bit coarser the cycle has snowballed

dude! i love picking on me or on other people, when my mum gets sunburnt i have to force myself to not ask to peel her dead skin, we have mutual back scratching times, but instead of scratching, we look for blackheads et al. on my last boyfriend i had to beg him to let me pick, he sat in a car all day so had really…

but do you then actually get around to do those house worky things, because FAR more often than not i forgo the housework and unconsciously settle in...even if its just something boring that i had put on deliberately because it was boring and i wouldnt want to watch, just listen...but no, the house work never gets…

you are very right, it really DOES seem like that is in character for both of them :)