Please note that I was an idiot. It’s on its way.

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

“It is estimated most science fiction movies only use ten percent of their recycled tropes’ capacity. Imagine if we could access 100 percent of those tropes. Interesting things begin to happen.”

The reality might not be so cute?

Enough about your lame girl feelings, let’s talk about how the lads can get to bone you!

From the Sophie Turner thing:

Or brings out the monster that was already there.

your cousin is Ginuwine?

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Does anyone really win pissing contest?

If he posted the email with her mail signature public (not redacted as it appears above), that’s a legit argument to remove information that is not otherwise publicly available. Email addresses and emails themselves generally do not constitute removable information, but phone numbers do.

They’re called cats, and they can eat what’s in the dish or starve. They don’t tip for shit, so I’m not gonna be bending over backwards here.

No, it’s fine, I clawed my eyes out so everything is OK now.

I 100% regret reading all these stories.

OK, let’s talk about this socks thing. Socks are one of the reasons why I’m not married today (that and his drug use). But the flipping SOCKS!