Exactly. For some perspective, Mama June is also 35.

Yeah, in the sense that TLC is hypocritical as fuck.

Absolutely. I’m just reacting to the quote from the police lieutenant, who we can reasonably assume has some responsibility for the fact that this guy was free, saying that, oh, too bad the victim didn’t fill out a piece of paperwork like we told her to because *that* somehow would have acted like a magic shield.

No but being held without bond might have, given the severity of his crimes.

By that logic, I work at Jezebel and you guys owe me like, a lot of fucking money in back pay.

i’m a very logical thinker, so i’m constantly getting confused by normal people.

Katy Perry + Sheryl Sandberg = Kylie Jenner

I don’t think she lost too much sleep over “losing” him, despite how the tabloids want to portray it. There are lots of women out there who would have tried to tie him down with a baby, especially once they felt threatened by another woman. I think Aniston realized he seemed a lot more appealing on paper than in real…

I’m genuinely confused if “fuckstick” is supposed to be a good or bad thing

We tend to shelter a lot of the “reject” cats at my house. (And currently two strays.) One of ours howls all night, probably because they kept him in a cage for half a year. The people we adopted him from were eventually charged with animal cruelty. (When we got him his hips were really weird, and he couldn’t jump at…

If politicians count, here’s my story:

I have a story you will love. I know Sean very well and he has always been a dick. Many years ago my best friend and I used to prank call him for hours just to wind him up and hear him scream. We were merciless.

A regular Berkshire Fox Hunt.

I want you to know that I have no clue who Sean or Troy are but I know who you are and I would wait in a long line for you to sign my poster of you.

He goes to WizCon in Philly almost every year, and I have heard nothing but good things. He also had a Tumblr devoted to photographing all the things fans have sent/given him, thanking them by name, and has since created a book of fan art called thanks for all the niceness. People sent him disposable cameras and he…

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

GET OUT.

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”