hypotenuse allergy

He probably will get some type of visitation rights. One of the major reasons I didn't get an order of protection during my divorce is that my ex still gets a right to be a dad. All I could see happen from OFP would be pissing him off to the point of no return and because of our kiddo - he would still have a right to…

Don't worry, within a week we will be calling her SeeSee. After two weeks it will be SiSi's Pizza. By the end of the month her name will be Pizzabutt and that one will stick forever and ever.

That's generally how we roll with pet names.

Actually, I guess that's also how our kid went from Nadine to "Weenis" to "Shwango"…

My aunt? She's kind of a drug addict, not the greatest, though clearly she had STRONG METEORLOGICAL FEELINGS come name time.

I am white. My redneck aunt really wanted a son to name after her husband, Johnny. She had a girl, so she decided to make up a female version of Johnny. Did she go with Jamie? Of course not. My poor cousin is named Lechonya.

Chalupa Batman can be pronounced immediately.

I literally have cousins named Summer Day, Spring Rain, and Stormy Night, so this seems normal to me insofaras my cousins' awful terrible stupid names are my new normal

it would be nice to be able to dictate what other people thought about their own lives, but we can't do it, so we might as well engage them as best we can. THAT'S MY ETHOS, good night.

i think you guys are misunderstanding. it was very clear to me that he interpreted the dolphin's prolonged interactions with him as demonstrations of consent. that doesn't mean that i don't personally question that idea of consent, because i personally do not think animals can consent to humans, nor do i think consent…

#notallwords

No shit, I did the SAME thing. I loved going to the beach and coming home with sand in my hair that I could pick out. I was disappointed when it was all gone.

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

Do you know why the Packers are in the new movie? Because a group of them are huge fans of Pitch Perfect and kept tweeting about how much they loved it and how badly they wanted to be in the new movie. The producers saw the tweets and invited them to join the cast for a small part.

He had a lot of issues regarding substance abuse during that time. He made mention of his image as well, but his ex and mother of his son, Angie Stone, has given interviews where she talked about how well they got along but what broke them up was his depression and drug/alcohol problems. So, while the sexualized image…

Toupé

Spoiler alert: "dun da dun dun" isn't the first four notes of the theme: it's his heartbeat if he doesn't take his meds XD

I no longer believe my life can be complete unless I am picked up and spun around by Morgan Freeman.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…