It should be set in Ohio or something, just to really fuck with people.

OK - just letting you know that you seem to be a total fucking moron, and a really nasty piece of shit to boot.. Seriously, you have issues.

I'm not usually one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but iTunes couldn't pay me enough to get Canterbury Tales.

You'd nail the lift, then nail each other.

Thank you for defending Daniel Craig. My husband looks like him and it's a joy every day.

Daniel "Ugly Bond" Craig

Thank you, and everyone for your kind comments. Living through it and coming out on the other side when I was mired so deep and could see no way out has brought strength and clarity. Thank you to all the Jezzies who've unknowingly helped me along my daily journey. Years later, I'm making sure I'm better every day,…

That sensible heel though.

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

HaHA, I lost zero followers, because apparently 166 humans like pictures of my cats and face.

My favorite part is the kitty just hanging out and "helping" hold down the fabric while she cuts.

I've also had my shelter cat since he was 2! Mine gives me really aggressive face nuzzles to wake me up in the mornings which makes him the most effective alarm clock I've ever owned. Once when I was especially tired, he lowered his fuzzy belly over my nose and mouth so I woke up suffocating. That woke me up.

I have a stray that showed up about five years ago in the spring, while I was gardening. She is an outdoor cat, and I've made my patio into her little home. In the winter we cover it with heavy plastic, have a space heater, put rugs down and cover her house with blankets and comforters. She has a big woods to hunt…

am i bad?

fingers crossed lil davey stays sane, and more importantly, super hot.

I rather enjoy his turn into unabashed weirdo. It's strangely working for him, just like his bromance with Rogen.

i want 50 kitties

First things first, my mom is an alcoholic but not the type who only drinks alone. She has mild social anxiety that causes her to drink even more than usual in social settings. At a holiday party at a family friend's house she became super wasted. She could barely speak. At one point she wandered upstairs into a…

Yes, GOOD POINT.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.