It's not just you. It's written by a bunch of indignant freaks.
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Made this bold statement on Twitter and now I'm going to repeat it here:
What if you found out that the woman purportedly in the tape was named BLANDA EGGENSCHWILER?
I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.
I google imaged sex bbq because I really wanted to see what that pulled up and I really wanted to share this image I found from it.
A few more tips I picked up from going to various SBBQs:
They even stole our trick of taking a group of hateful, bloodthirsty reptiles and naming it West____ Baptist Church.
Literally hoping to "pray the gay away", huh? What a jerk.
No "notes?" Wtf, is this a third grade classroom? "Do you liek my food? Check yes or no."
Nice conversation I had with a fella on the street this morning:
I love that the author of the piece refers to her only as "Tilda Swinton." Not "Tilda," not "Swinton," not "Ms. Swinton," but "Tilda Swinton." This feels right and proper. Like, if you met her, you'd have to say, "Hello, Tilda Swinton, how are you today?" No other nomenclature will do.
The best description I ever heard of Swinton was from Michael K over at dlisted (a marvelous guilty pleasure for Hollywood gossip whores), which described her as "the alien goddess from Planet Bowie whose hair blows when there's no wind at all."
Oh, good. Kate's on about her favorite movie again.
Maybe. But I really think "Sea Muppet" would be a better name for that guy.
I'll let you know when I get to hell.
Well there damn sure will be now. Holy shit, thank you.
I found it on Imgur last night and hoarded it, but would you believe it was also waiting to be assigned to me when I got on shift?
What a relevant username.
This is okay, but I liked last year's better. For Black Friday, they still sold Cards Against Humanity, but for $5 more than usual.