It’s Geoff’s taller, more utilitarian, black cousin!

Did they seriously disable/wipe all comments there this morning? Now they have random freelancers trying to fill the void? Might as well shut the site down.

For any former deadspin readers/commenters:

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Keep the faith.

I love when the incels and barstool chuds come over and post their ignorance in the grays. The best thing kinja ever did was the dismiss button. 

OK, one thing.

Chrysler build quality, Italian reliability, and French work ethic.  It’s the Holy Trinity.

Oh, I’m sure this will work out.....fine (laughs nervously)

There’s a reason I’ve been frequenting this website for over 10 years and it certainly isn’t because you just stuck to cars.

I hate to takeover another post but Drew just quit Deadspin as well as much of the other staff. That site made a bunch of money and I hope nothing negative comes to effect Jalopnik too.

Thinking of you guys. Can't wait to read Jelopicnic.com

Yeah, and it’s not captained by this guy

There is no reason for the Marines to exist, not as anything other than a ceremonial guard anyway. The fancy uniforms for ceremonies and tradition are pretty much the only justifiable reason for keeping the Navy’s Army around. If it wasn’t for all the free propaganda that CBS gives them then people would have clued in…

He’s certainly a knob.

Hey man thanks for giving us a platform, however brief, to bid farewell to this site.

They got shut off because Jim Spanfeller is a fucking coward.

Skeezy fucks who own deadspin are burning it to the ground. 

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

Been there, done that. Harrier Carrier, OIF 2003. Times 2.