I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

We don’t need to pretend Morey’s social media feed makes him Huey P. Newton.

The big, wet boi moved the embassy to appease Evangelicals. The move was necessary as part of their Dungeons & Dragons End Times script.

I bet Mayfield avoided the handshake as a way to get into Sherman’s head. Like some sort of elaborate bank heist....a Hand Job, if you will.

The wiggle went back and to the left.

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

It’s not like Morey destroyed the Rockets.

ESPN is worried about pissing off Tencent, the massive Chinese internet company that it struck a deal with in 2016.

What if I told you they’d been in the Sweet 16 or better since 2014? OR What if I told you it was the name of a fictional moon colony in a L Ron Hubbard book? Both could be completely legitimate and we’ll never know if either is.

This neither helps confirm nor deny the rumors that Gonzaga is a real college.

Anything you put out into the environment as a byproduct of your work is an emission. The Dutch measures do include oxides and organic compounds such as ammonia as well. So that means all N2, n20, ammonia, and other compounds released, whether as a result of fuel combustion, accelerated breakdown of organic matter, or…

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Petty beef has the most flavor.

It’s amazing that we live in a world where “BROWNS SUCK AT FOOTBALL” is considered surprising breaking news.

It’s not the event that is in cause (there’s already plenty of events at ZV), it’s the construction work required to adapt the track to FIA Grade 1.

No, I agree, having riden a PC.  Power is nice.

If you’re buying a 90's Honda sport tourer, you ought to be buying an ST1100 with double the horsepower. However, I rode my ST to work this morning so I might be *slightly* biased.

I don’t know about that, last 2 weeks the Thursday games were Eagles-Packers and Rams-Seahawks, both great matchups and great games.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

The Browns are sorely missing wide receiver Rashard Higgins, out four weeks with a knee injury, and had to make do instead with Antonio Callaway,