I think it’s just spelled @lanta.

I don’t think Yadi has any particular problem with baseball players celebrating good plays.

Unfortunately, they will not be at Atlanta, but at some Cobb County country club that incorporated as a suburb.

It was a somewhat poorly crafted hyperbole

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

It’s the wig that really didn’t do it for me. It’s not a great wig. 

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

This man should be banned for his violation of the Konami Code.

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

I’m wondering if that’s the same cabin where Kirk spent seven decades or so chopping wood in the Nexus...

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

Yeah, I don’t know that this dig makes any sense. It’s a sports site. They report on messed up stuff that fluff sites don’t generally cover.

Time to upgrade to 3.0 there sparky.

This is a stretch.

Just saying “it’s a business” when someone/some corporation does something shitty doesn’t absolve the person/corporation.

The Trump Administration doesn’t give a fuck about people either but people still write about it every day.

I would have liked to see more economists to balance out the people already working in, and making money off, of cryptocurrency. Not exactly unbiased sources of opinion on its future - even if they thought it would bust they have no incentive to say so.

Depends on whether or not he survives these next 3-4yrs behind that OL. Damn thing leaks worse than 45's twitter account.

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst