I think it’s just spelled @lanta.

I don’t think Yadi has any particular problem with baseball players celebrating good plays.

Unfortunately, they will not be at Atlanta, but at some Cobb County country club that incorporated as a suburb.

It was a somewhat poorly crafted hyperbole

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

This man should be banned for his violation of the Konami Code.

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

Yeah, I don’t know that this dig makes any sense. It’s a sports site. They report on messed up stuff that fluff sites don’t generally cover.

Time to upgrade to 3.0 there sparky.

Except then you realize Ted Cruz immediately turned around and accepted big $$ from [awful lobbying group] asking him to [betray his constituents and the greater good of the country]. All before he angrily tweets at the Democrats for calling out the Grand Ol’ Party.

This is a stretch.

Just saying “it’s a business” when someone/some corporation does something shitty doesn’t absolve the person/corporation.

She looks like she's judging my purchase, but I can't argue with the money calling her a "specimen" *wolf whistles*

Japan and China have a...checkered history with one another. I would assume he’s saying that the Rockets’ presence in Tokyo is not supposed to mean that they are “choosing sides” or doing anything anti-China.

The Trump Administration doesn’t give a fuck about people either but people still write about it every day.

Depends on whether or not he survives these next 3-4yrs behind that OL. Damn thing leaks worse than 45's twitter account.

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst