I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Leading candidate for next manager 

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

SAYS HE HAS EVIDENCE TO PROVE HE ISN’T SLOW BUT CAN’T SHARE IT

Jackson Simka is your center, and a hall of famer with a weirder shot than James Harden

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

So let me get this straight... this guy saw what happened to Jussie Smollett and was like, “I’ve got an idea...”

You know how I know you’re gay?











BECAUSE I’M YOU

Ah, yes, the old rainbow flag operation.

Just saying none of this would have happened if sports talk radio was illegal as it should be. 

The quarterback was reportedly motivated by some “breathtaking” practices where Brown distinguished himself as someone “beyond anything Brady ever worked with.”

“So far it hasn’t affect the Patriots’ on-field performance; the team’s 3-0 and looks formidable without Brown anyway.”

He is required to be upset. This is his business and income. He has a proven formula for success and any alteration puts that success in jeopardy. Why would he embrace the unknown that has a potential to force him out of the sport (if his performance is negatively impacted)?

All that bonding time with the child waiting for the car to come back from service

997 C4S.  Done and Done. 

911 is a good suggestion, go upscale.  Don’t get a Challenger... 

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Meanwhile The Pope of Chili Town just choked on his coffee.

and expended considerable internal resources both in New Orleans