They never even saw the transcript of the play calls. A total Witch Huntsville!

If they really want to get these kids ready for the pros, they will run a meaningless 6 month investigation into the Dean before slapping him on the wrist and burning the evidence.

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

“We don’t exist.”

Nailed it.  Also acceptable: “that’s the IMS bearing going bad”

Hate to break it to you, but...the Bernoulli Effect is a factor but it’s only responsible for a fraction of the lift generated. The rest comes from airplane faeries.

Jim Tomsula’s impact is being felt from top to bottom in this organization.

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

“The integrity of our game is going to [be] damaged when the safety of players is not at the forefront

One of the core concepts used to support this belief—and maybe the most important one, as it sought to preempt the strongest point of evidence for the contrary position: the inarguable supremacy of Barcelona and Real Madrid—was the idea that, unlike in Spain where the Big Two effortlessly piled mountains of goals and…

The timing of this article is hilarious.

Granted this may be more of a commentary on my own reading skills, but that took me three attempts to read and comprehend the point Billy was trying to make.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

full body autonomous exoskeleton suit

They may be Cubs fans but I wouldn’t stoop that low. Though I’ll admit it was the cheap stuff from Jewel and by the end it was kinda shitty and cold.

This is true. I said it then and still believe it: our win felt like a last meal.

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.

Speaking for every non-Cubs fan within earshot: No Cubs fan has ever been quiet about anything.

Like the 2014 Red Sox fans.