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CommodoreFlushington
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Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

“Ha!”

Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass. 

Annarbor and the Terrible, Harbaugh, No Good, Very Bad Day

You know, there’s a rule in sports, “Don’t do anything great if you can’t handle the congratulations.”

There’s a lot of confusion about concussions and specific sport’s or league’s concussion protocol by the general fan, but more shockingly, still by the coaches and managers and those responsible to keep their workplace and employees safe.

Guy Ritchie is really getting lazy with these plots.

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

As a Lions fan, I can say with all honesty, brutal but fair.

You’re so right...everything has become so pussified these days.  We got dinged all the time back in the 90s and nobody was ever worse off for it.

“Yes, I misused the term ‘concussion’ in my earlier statement. That’s to be expected, though.  Lots of people mix up words and misuse them after suffering a concussion.”

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

I’m just glad that Simon Pegg’s character from Paul found some work in the area.

“I’m a simple man: I see a Honda, I give Jalopnik my terrible take.”

My parents have a hybrid Accord, and it's a great vehicle. I expect the CR-V to really meet expectations. The one problem with the Accord is that the seats are stiff and unsupportive. Fantastically cool power train technology, for sure

They are as large as my house, can sleep as many people as my house, and are about the same price as my house.