“The real story is how this car makes 100 more lb-ft of torque than the outgoing ATS V6.”

Is it the same, though?

Which ZR-1 are you referring to? The 1990 had 375, then bumped up to 405 in later years, even the C3 versions had more than 325.

Or perhaps being used as a linebacker will destroy his body.

I hear you but Cadillac screwed the pooch on this one and shot themselves in the foot. There is no reason to call the trim in the article a V series. Its a dumb move and just serves to have articles written about how crappy the V series is, because right now it is. They should have called it a U series because it wasn’…

I’m bored with Cadillac.

Oh thank goodness I was afraid it would be contrived.

Second Gear:

CP, not because it’s a replica (it isn’t, really), but rather a bad car, wearing a nice car’s suit.

How come only the Fitzpatrick who didn’t go to Harvard is the one capable of figuring this out?

So your argument is that the well-paid coach with the media platform and the recruited high-school athlete are equal in this power dynamic? Interesting argument. Monumentally fucking dumb, but interesting.

Right, so, he had reasons for changing his mind and backing out of a commitment. So his recruits should be free to do the same since to them, their reasons are as valid as his were to him.

more free

This seems like “I’m sorry - there was no way for me to know that she’d become single again right after you and I got married.”

He saved you from getting ripped, really, because turning down grilled cheese means you have no soul.

He probably got it from riding on the Monorail.

I heard they’ve already contracted a really embarrassing case of TB12

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.