Three kids is not a challenge?

I believe Jamarcus Russell has already staked out that ground. 

Jordan would have won the trademark. 6-0. 

My sister was assaulted, and reported it immediately, like the thought she was supposed to. Then she got interrogated and abused all over again by the people who were supposed to help her, while the perp got off with a slap on the wrist.

He got three because Shaq had two.

HR here, please stop by in the morning 

So... we looked at your browser history and noticed you were searching for images of horses snorting cocaine. Anything we need to know about?

Mr. Ped 

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

All I know is, I sleep better at night knowing there’s a @chalupabatman out there.

I don’t love retelling this story, but I’ll share it here in case it might help anyone who shares Kelly’s beliefs understand why women don’t come forward immediately.

The timing IS interesting. She didn't file suit until he was making a lot less with the Pats than he was with the Raiders. 

So do the folks at the Orchids of Asia...

You have no fucking idea what you would do.

“limited set of readers... in the South Florida area…”

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Is there a single time in any celebrated pro athlete’s career when a victim of theirs coming forward with an accusation won’t be met with “hm, interesting timing to say the least!” The accused is virtually always in the spotlight doing something, meaning an accusation can virtually always be (idiotically) countered…

How dare you. They can do paperwork.

Trauma victims often suppress memories of pain and suffering. 

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.