commodoreflushington
CommodoreFlushington
commodoreflushington

We haven’t evolved.

A mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani was pegged as the suspect...

Deadspin used to be a favorite location for interesting reading. NOT WITH YOU writing and using your language.

DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN

I mean. I don’t NOT want to attend that seminar...

Still valid?

If that makes me a bigot then those gays that are intolerant towards my opinion are also a bigot

It’s the ol’ “I’m cancelling my subscription!!1!1!!!” but for the internet age

“The queen, the Vatican, the Rothchilds, the Gettys and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up”

Hey Terry, are you new here? Seems like you might be new here.

I’m pretty stoked my letter made it in this time.

> Subject: THE LBGT ARMY

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL

One, good point.

Antonio Brown just issued “an emotional apology” at a team meeting this morning, just now, “with team captains standing with him.”

He should have gone with honky

“After much thought, I really want your cracker guaranteed millions"

General admission is the absolute fucking worst for any in demand event. The fucking worse. It just leads to lining up a million hours before the thing starts, people trying to find ways to jump the line, people arguing about line jumping, and people fighting about whether saving spots in line is ok.

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

Or just put a bear in the stands. A bear will keep order!