Yup. Which means it’s time to wrap things up, folks. We’ve gone full circle. We did it.

But hey: they made that field goal and no #doubledoink ensued, so Nagy must be ecstatic, given his focus on that during preseason.

That’s the way the Truth Biscuit crumbles.

My impression is that Bears fans think they're a lock to win the division and are favorites to make a deep playoff run. The Packers and Vikings also have some pretty major flaws so maybe it's not so unlikely that the Bears win the division but I can't see them getting far in the playoffs if they look like this all…

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

This is the kind of laser-focus that we, the readers of Deadspin, deserve.

These ads are getting a little too accurate 

One man standing with nothing to say,

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

One of my main takeaways from this Labor Day weekend is how fucking awesome it is to sing with a bunch of drunk nerds “White and Nerdy” is. Probably the highlight of my first Dragon Con

When you're wearing rose colored glasses all the red flags just look like flags.

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

No?.. It is quite overwhelmingly the first lap that has the most red flags... but OK. 

Reading comprehension....that’s not what she said at all.

Now with that having been said: your letter’s got more red flags than the last lap at NASCAR.

It’s hard to admit, but I’ve been the husband in this situation. I agree with everything you said, but sometimes, even communicating doesn’t really fix the problem.

Yikes that first one. Idk man, this may be an unpopular opinion but people please don’t jump into marriage so fast. Live together at least a year or two to really get enough time to learn how you two are together after the newness/excitement or honeymoon period simmers down. You never really know a person until you…