Juuuuuuust a bit outside.

“AS LONG AS VAR DOESN’T SCREW THEM OUT OF GOALS THEY WERE ONLY SLIGHTLY OFFSIDES ON!”

God made Adam and Eve, not Sodom and Hargreaves.

“What if my kid sees him in a Bucs uniform!?! How am I going to explain that?”

Play for whatever shitty team you want, just keep it the hell away from my children!

I don’t understand why we need to know about every terrible team a guy has played for. Yeah, some guys played for the Bucs, others played for the Raiders, I think some even played for the Browns, but do we really need to know those things? No! We don’t. We don’t need those things thrown in our faces. We don’t need the…

Can’t believe he openly talks about playing for the Buccaneers...

yeah im with you. that doesnt feel that insane or nonsensical to me.

That is precisely what Steiner meant when he said it will be their decision. Haas clearly doesn’t give a shit where the money comes from. “You got money? We’ll put a naked pic of your grandma on our car. We don’t care. We just wanna go racing.”

“Hey, man, you don’t talk to the King. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll... uh... well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a…

“Five Grand?!! Get each kid their own Jeep!”

Technically, but with at least two of the seats being occupied by child car seats it’s gonna be a tough fit for #3!

accused of throwing a newborn baby through a plate glass window of a gun store full of sex worker corpses...and guns 

What the fuck is up with ALL of these suggestions?

Yeah, but like...Pro Bowl. Who cares? I half expect somebody to line up without pants. 

Their car seems well-sorted

The Ford Falcon wagon. It’s weird, but only because Ford used the Falcon to underpin their Mustang of the same vintage. That means you have a healthy supply of parts, along with a nice community of people who know the cars.

She’s got bigger headlights than the car.

so you were in a fraternity too

Rocks, on the way out: “just how we planned it. gullible monkey.”