Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

Brock Osweiler played in seven(!) games for my favorite team last season, and yet somehow my brain managed to completely suppress that memory until I saw that header photo and it all came rushing back. I feel like Guy Pierce in Memento right now. But instead of a Brock Osweiler tattoo I just have a mole that looks…

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

Brandon Weeden outlasted Luck. This timeline man

For a guess, the problem is that real estate in Northwest DC is prohibitively expensive. I attended one of Maret’s neighbors, and when the administration decided it was time for a new gym, they built it UNDER the football field. It was literally cheaper to bury a three story building than to buy the land and build it…

Good. Then, by your logic, all the shit-ass red states and the Trump voters that live there should get none of my tax money, and should get the hell off “my” roads and bridges.

You’re an asshole.

Either a life of confinement or become monkey soup. 

Oh my god, can you guys not spoil it for people who want the find out the race schedule from it’s pure, unadulterated source but can’t check twitter like every 7 seconds? Some of us have to work. Example headline:

Have another.

I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

if you can’t hit a HR in a HR Derby, you probably aren’t doing it in a game....

Yeah, man. It’s okay. Just step away from the slicer.

You can hear me?!

If he wanted to be safe, he would’ve been born to parents who value his safety. It’s really on him.

Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

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Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion?