Also, what the fuck does this even mean:

If this is the kind of snark we can expect from Deadspin sticking to sports, I’m fuckin for it.

This is the kind of laser focus I demand of my sports blogs. Thank you.

In a sense, isn’t that a metaphor for Indianapolis as a whole? At least it’s not Detroit? Also, their regional delicacy is somehow 18-alarm cocktail sauce.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Dearest Mother,

Wait, Rey was a clone all along...?

Ideally, the Lakers turn into such a trash fire this year that Davis decides that leaving via free agency is a much better idea than sticking around, leaving them with literally nothing in exchange for six players, two first-rounders, and a pick swap.

Not fat, big-boned!

I had a chonky boy Maine Coon who got near 30 lbs.  He was the best cat ever, all he did was lay around and cuddle.

Thank you for providing us with only the best in tightly focused sports content, because that is definitely why I have visited deadspin every fucking day for over fifteen years

Look, I don’t know if the Eagles, or Eagles fans, or Philadelphia writ large deserve this, but I know I certainly do.

My neighbor’s cat, Charlie, was adopted in desperate need of the Catkins diet. He’s slimmed down since they got him, but he was easily 30+ pounds when they brought him home (pic taken within a week of adoption.) The young girl in this picture was 10. He is very sweet and his purr can shake windows.

Thanks Dan, this is just the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I come to Deadspin for.

My cat weighs 7 pounds. This is amazing.

And why does it have to be people playing football? Why can’t it be dogs?

People want replay because they can’t live with the perceived unfairness of their team doing everything right (or at least doing enough right to win), and having success taken from them arbitrarily from a third-party. And yet, many of these same people will vote for Republicans. 

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

Disqualified from international hockey.