I would consider a cocaine dealer who promised me it would make me immune to sunburn to be too sketchy to buy from 

Might be worth it to escape Newark.

The result of the Neymar Sweepstakes could very well determine the next half-decade of European soccer.

You mean death camps are two years away, right?

Was it at least TB12 brand cocaine?

In her price range? These start at almost 30k. Not only that, it would be equipped with a 180 hp engine. The request is a crossover that doesn’t suck. Try again

If a CX3 is too loud she shouldn’t be looking a POS small crossovers and should buy a Camry. 

It is ‘shopped. But the actual truck has larger wheels and more lights.

When a troll and a dickhead fight, everybody loses. (See: McGregor v Mayweather)

Deadspin reached out to Fenech to ask about the incident and left multiple messages with the Astros. We will update if we hear back.

The Defenechstration of Houston

20% Nazi is still too much Nazi.

“the rapper is not a party to the suit, nor was he aware of its filing”

Your job brings joy to me. So do it for free. It’s my right.

Brutal self own.

I hope Nagy’s strategy works and they never miss another field goal, while finishing the season a robust 8-7-1.

Operator (extending right arm up and out) “You must be this tall to ride.”

When I first watched the GIF I was like “oh it’ll change shape and only look like a swastika for a second cause no way does it look like that all the time...”

Seems all a bit too coincidental that the Swastikoaster has swastikas, planes, and references eagles....

if the system they have in place for ‘uploads’ allows for gross underpayment of royalties to the artist- yes.