I look forward to watching Jackie Earle Haley portray him in “Bangs And Changs: The Mark Davis Story.”

He looks like a child who was abandoned at Chuck E Cheese but finally found his way out and came home after 55 years.

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

Big Flush? Hope it doesn’t turn into a Higgledy Piggledy

...pitch—er, field.

How about “Math Nagy”?

As someone who has coached a shitty college team, I can confirm that yes, I had that exact thought process more than once while mired in that shitty, shitty season. It was rarely about clocking out at 5:00, though. Mostly, it manifested in my unwillingness to work the truly insane hours that you’re often expected to.

This deserves more love.

Hyde: Tell me something, Chris. How exactly do you think it all ends?

It’s not only about money though, man. It’s the love of the game... and being told that you’re complete shit and worth more sitting on the bench than in the lineup lol.

Just 3 more years at $21.1 Million per to go!

I give the guy a little credit for caring enough about a benching at this point to fight his manager over it. 

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Oh sure, but when I comment gratuitously about my male co-workers’ asses it’s “sexual harassment” and “grounds for termination.”

FDR, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Kirk.

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.