Lambs Armstrong denies all the accusations!

This comment is best read in Eric Cartman’s voice.

Maverick is the one who really hit his head on the canopy in the first film. Maverick awakes from the medically induced coma to see Goose waiting by his bedside and then finds out what really happened.

Maybe the whole movie is just a massive dream and he wakes up in bed at the end of the movie 20 years after a particularly brutal flying accident.

The lack of Loggins is the largest lapse.

I’m sure Kenny Loggins has something to say about screw ups in this trailer.

#whereskenny

Tom, I want to have my cake and eat it. Tell me how it’s done. 

Letter 3:

Should I Feel Guilty for Test Driving a Car That I Have No Intention of Buying?

Wait...there is a new Corvette?

“I like astronauts who weren’t stuck on the moon.”

I thought Nixon’s speech was “Those traitors who have beset me on all sides have died to spite me, it is all the Democrats fault, and I’ll get you all for this, aroooooooo!”?

What’s this have to do with the C8?

Oh it’s not going anywhere. Sexier for 2020 means bigger penis for 2020. Obvi

CP

Sincere admiration on your stance.

I have been critical of his show.  I just didn’t get it.  These last several months when I tune in he makes me laugh...smile.  What he said today is 100% on the money.  Thank god he had the balls to say it.  The world is a better place because of him.

I sometimes absent-mindedly turn on ESPN radio on my drive home because that time slot used to be graced by Le Batard and then Bomani Jones, and then hear that shitheel Will Cain for about 2 seconds before I change the station. Cain, by the way, is not ‘not political’ either, he’s a fucking GOP shill. Kudos to Dan,…

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

Dear Penthouse,