I must say, their commonplace nature is certainly what kept ME from purchasing one. 

Well, Kyrie's never had a rape accusation, so there's that

- everyone watching him roll around on the ground

People are fucking garbage, which might explain why we seem to have more sympathy for dogs than other humans...

When you said “mini” I first thought you were talking about Ben Shapiro, but then I got to the “truth” part.

MiniTruth has already scrubbed this from the historical record

I’d actually like to thank the president for making an inherently unlikeable team of bullies into the feel good sports story of 2019. Made my WC experience a lot less conflicted.

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

For Christ’s sake, I’m so tired of soccer know it alls dumping on the “NCAA model.” If the goal is “winning a title every four years while exploiting thousands of young people and leaving all but the most talented to rot” is the goal, then sure, the NCAA model sucks. But if the goal is “encourage millions of people to…

Germany won 2003 and 2007, back-to-back.,

at least 4 years, i’d say.

Hmmm, Ubear would probably still be safer than Uber.

Everything looks closer in Vegas.

This is really a problem with bears losing their natural habitat. Studebakers.

Bear heard you were smuggling.

“Hey, Yogi! WITNESS ME!!!”

God help us if bears start driving. They can’t keep it between the yellow lines

I’m in the “Oh...this is coming out?” camp.

i’m in the “Oh? I thought that came out already.” camp.