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Since this may be our last post together as a commentariat, I have a few (non-private-equity-related) things to get off my chest:

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Sorry to break it to you, but it was my response that ungrayed you.

Out of the grays? Hell, keep up this craven bootlicking and you’ll soon get a job offer from the NBA and/or an appointment as a senior Justice Department official

I actually like the ones I've met very much. This was just for humorous purposes (like Nigel Powers' irrational hatred of the Dutch)

Have you met a Finn? Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Dude, we don't have enough allies left as it is. He'll probably give Russia the green light to invade Scandanavia

A married couple I know tried it. They were told that it was not *that* kind of party, there were children present, and would they please leave

Yeah, but the question on the floor is about the bandwagon/fanbase. The writers can masturbate about The Significance of This Team, but most fans won’t read them and couldn’t give two shits as long as the team is winning and Bud is served. [EDIT: A sizeable portion of the fanbase doesn’t read period.]

Third Dude:yeah, I think you hit the nail on the head in terms of too many likely incompatible requirements. And I think Tom’s suggestion that your wife keep the truck she likes is a good one, but it doesn’t solve your DD/Track Car/Tow Vehicle/Don’t Spend Outrageous Amounts of Money problem.

“Don’t you yell at him!” -Normcore Rockwell

Is this seriously that hard? There are technical regulations and there are sporting regulations. Just because it met the tech regulation requirements doesn’t mean it met the sporting reg requirements.