Harpo Marxist, maybe.

Makes you pine for Deadspin and its 70% lawyer comment section

And they will sue you for negligence, which is the appropriate way to characterize the claim in this case.

I’m sorry, he’s right.

Too svelte even for 5 years’ decomposition

At first I was wondering if it was cosplay. Then I realized Bibi is almost certainly a Man City fan.

This is how you know Flores is in on the tankjob.

Is “Latino/Latina” the most widely-accepted terminology?

The fuck is DAVE? Fuck DAVE.  DAVE’s not here, man.

Maybe it’s a recognition that the kitchen staff in many Italian restaurants is majority Latinx?

You’ve missed the point. You don’t go to Olive Garden for the “Italian” “food”.  You go for the breadsticks. The rest is basically just the cost of renting the table.

Actually, I’d call it a pretty decent one on its face. He made very specific factual allegations with great detail concerning a claim that (if true) would almost certainly cost West his job. I can’t find where he filed the suit, but most jurisdictions only require “reckless disregard for the truth or falsity of the…

Absolutely. This is a mature, logical and well-considered comment. As such, it has no place here.

Having failed at football, the Cleveland Browns interview at the Ministry of Silly Walks

THE ROYAL TEENS: Who wears short-shorts?

ALTERNATIVE THEORY: Gase knew about this loophole and just wanted the slaughter to end.

Eh, we had some lame shit back in myyyyyyy daaaay too. Remember when Acclaim tried to advertise on actual gravestones?

Shows what you know. Spitting on someone is pointless because for four months of the year it would just freeze end drop to the ground.

“I heard [McCain’s] side of the story and it’s unfortunate. He thought the kid said ‘You’re an elephant’ and Bobby’s really sensitive about his weight.”

I *assume* he means the expectations other than sheer power, notably handling (which seems to have drawn “wow, this understeers a lot for a mid-engine car” comments from numerous outlets).