I always viewed it as evidence of a petty and cruel Divine Being; not only are you down to the dregs of the box, you are deprived of even the small comfort of a single sugary leaf off a clover.

I have legitimately never had any of the marshmallow bits end up as crumbs at the bottom. It defies logic.

This is actually a game we play every Thursday Night Football- the results are spectacular

STICK TO SPROTS!!!!!

Frankly, I thought it was pretty strong for a multinational corporate apology, especially to a member of the press. It’s not an issue in this context, but PR people are trained that anything stronger (like “wrongly”) could be construed as an admission of fault or liability.

Hey, you sort of spotted the joke! It was half being-obtuse-because-it-was-funny and half OP’s-position-is-an-oversimplified-idiocy-and-I’m-giving-him-a-chance-to-retreat

You seem confused- GM makes cars, not toothpaste. Perhaps you would like to rethink your position?

That was deeply absurd. Love it. Take your star.

“THE CROWD GASPED IN HORROR WHEN THIS 2020 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE CONFESSED (click here for more)”

Excellent use of the two-part joke-comment format.

What a strange world, where the phrase “Communist investors” exists.

Not so much a “deep cut” as an extremely obscure one. Still, you have my respect.

Adam Gase’s Postgame Presser:

I *believe* it’s a reference to the saying “A tie is like kissing your sister: everyone leaves unsatisfied” or variations on that.

but suddenly you tip the scales and give the field mice a huge advantage, increasing their reproductive cycle to outpace predators’ ability to kill them off and making them more resilient to seasonal loss. They’ll edge the other 2 out in a few generations which to us seems like no time at all.

This feels like a relatively clever plant by GM. “GM wants to be ready for the future everyone knows is coming, but THOSE GUYS are trying to hold us back.”

Any machine is a death machine if you try hard enough.

Yes.

“Hold my beer.” -Pats

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