CHEVY EXECUTIVE: So how much do we charge for the existing replacement keys?

One word: MILFs.

I’m reasonably certain Elizabeth will have one when the information finally comes out.

I dunno....NASCAR teams go through a LOT of chewing tobacco

But it won’t be THESE owners, who will have sold off and pocketed at least a billion dollars for franchises that are perennially terrible. So they don’t particularly care about that morning.

Up Frogs!

Oh Deadspin...back with the autoplay ads under the Glorious New Regime. Annnnd off the Whitelist you go...

I assume he’s a Wilmington resident with a fondness for tubby American sedans who doesn’t want to get pulled over by the police

False dichotomy. GM made a HUGE number of mistakes leading up to the Great Recession that had nothing to do with labor costs.

Yes. Society wife who was afraid the lower trim levels weren’t expensive enough.

DEADSPIN: Get this person a recurring column

This is how all PSAs should read.

NEUTRAL: Loot company, blame California labor practices, quit, run for president.

It's not really a huge mystery. Nagy is just trying to see how the press handles the Masters Silence

A 4-4 tie, with four safeties on muffed snaps that the quarterback just covers up.

Rectal tear from having a football jammed up there by your quarterback?

It’s Napa and Sonoma adjacent, so...yes.

If they straight-up banned anyone who pointed out Billy’s shortcomings as a writer there wouldn’t be anyone left at Deadspin.

Thank you for this. I look forward to tomorrow’s in-depth look at Downtown Wichita’s Pine Street issues.

Because allowing likeness revenue is essentially opening the back door for paying players. “Come to Podunk U! The University can’t pay you, but the PU Athletic Boosters Association will give you $100k to appear at their annual banquet.”