THIS REF, I CALL HIM A BORDER CAMP GUARD BECAUSE HE HAS NO REGARD FOR THE SAFETY OF BROWNS

“Any decently competitive car”

Me, actually. I assumed that because Brown had publicly embarrassed him by sending those texts, Belichick would have been the first to make a Call to Some Guys

He died doing what he loved: writhing around on the ground screaming about being shot in the head.

Did you not just read Drew’s whole deal about how he’s constantly been blitzed out of his mind on Primo Chronic lately?

Too acidic. But no doubt Alex Guerrero is working on an unflavored vape mixture that cures AIDS

“digitizer”?

Shave?

8.5 inches

+1 underrated movie

When I order a juicy steak at a good restaurant, I expect it to be good. If it meets expectations, I’m happy.

So all those shots of him yelling at refs demanding a flag (and getting it) over the years are a mass delusion?

We are currently living in a mighty fragile glass house re: self-destructive political decisions.

“Oily hips”

Demons, eh? GET ME TEBOW ON THE PHONE!

Trailers are foreplay for the movie. Yes, there’s such thing as too much/too many, but you gotta play all nine innings.

Truth. Especially regarding Thomas Jefferson.

You get a half star for the first part of your comment.

Cake. Cake, Ben Folds and Presidents of the United States of America.

No 8-Track, no dice.