Wouldn’t DiBenedetto be “currently-carless” instead of “currently-driveless”?

CHIP: Do it. We live in such a transient, fast-changing society that family traditions should be preserved where possible, including shared generational trauma. This is especially important if you’re a Bills-Fan-But-Not-Bills-Mafia type- we’re already in danger of being outbred by the Zubaz Brigade.

A perfect mojito is just a glass full of rum.

Can’t wait for the RedEye Scat Pack Widebody David Hasselhoff iSignature Edition

“We’ve secretly replaced the Land Rover Discovery with the unholy love-child of a Nissan XTerra and a Honda Element...let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!”

And now there’s room for them all!

The Raiders not being the Patriots made the situation untenable. I am convinced that the Patriots let it be known at the beginning of the Helmet Saga that they would sign him immediately if he just happened to secure his release, and that everything after that was just theater. 

But that’s the problem with Farris’s position here: the only “consistency” he supports is unwavering accommodation to the whims of a superstar.

“Baller"

And then somehow ends up on the Patriots

Things improve BECAUSE we are dissatisfied with the status quo. Undue panic is bad, but this sort of wilfully-ignorant positivity is nearly as harmful in the long run.

So wait- the first part of the article is essentially “the US Open crowd is filled with entitled, rude assholes when dissatisfied with their seats.” And the proposed solution is to remove the external controls on a large portion of the seating and trust crowd members to negotiate seating between themselves an amicable…

“Of course we care about them! That’s why we’re trying to shame them out of a basic part of their identity so they don’t burn in the place we made up!”

He privately considers the game a success on that basis.

Why design plays when TB12 usually just has to ask for one?

I go feral within 24 hours and it lasts until Day 4. I then spend the remainder of however long she’s gone picking up the pieces.

There’s an essential disconnect within Brad’s e-mail. He describes his clientele’s taste (all “I’ve got a tiny penis” trucks and SUVs) and wants something that will have “street cred” with them. But he doesn’t seem to want an SUV or a truck. That type of personality isn’t going to respect pretty much anything you get.…

The Queen drives a Landie. You may not think you have a use for a full-size SUV, but no one second-guesses Lizzy on reputable luxury.

There are semi-pro teams in Guam that are too good to settle for Schiano.

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center