Agreed- no chance. The narrative as it played out signals to Prescott and his agent that if you push hard enough and hold out, the current administration will cave. Any slight advantage to keeping Elliot in a glass case during training camp is WAY outweighed by the chaos it’s going to cause if Dak chooses to hold out…

Pence’s subtly hinted, and she’s deflected by pretending not to understand.

Hey! Law students make perfectly servicable ottomans and speedbumps.

You are correct, sir.

Sean McVay has a clear and unique memory of every single time he’s ever urinated, including

There was a small but loud dedicated group who was demanding that the City, County and State bend over and let Kroenke fuck us in the ass re: a new stadium. It was made up of equal parts lower middle class Future Trump Voters and politically-connected rich folks who could profit off the situation. I suppose you could…

Stop saying “beanie.”

After which the Jets will resign him to a 4 year cap-crippling deal, and he will stab two hookers on the MetLife sideline

You forgot two things Miami gave up in the trade: legit #2 wide receiver Kenny Stills and the last remaining goodwill of the fanbase. Tank for Tua, but he's going to get murdered Week 1.

You will never escape yourselves.

I’d love to watch the video clip, but replay ruins everything.

You joke, but that’s several million dollars’ worth of caulk.

It doesn’t. But that seldom stops the Dolphins.

“AS IS THEIR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!” -B. Haisley

You seem confused as to how things work in this country (and most developed countries). There’s something called “the public good”- we’ve decided that in order to live in a relatively safe and harmonious society, not everything is based strictly on who pays for it.

They may know cars, but apparently they don’t know how to consistently put on a race...

C’MON WHERE’S THE SPOILER WARNING IN THE HEADLINE I COME TO JALOPNIK BEFORE I CHECK THE F1 PRESS RELEASES ARGLEBARGLEBARGLE

I guarantee you he is unaware of this, and would deny it if presented with the evidence.

Ensuring you have a robust supply chain is one thing. Trying to plan for every insane eventuality raised by this administration’s approach to business is impossible.

One of the reasons motor vehicle deaths are (relatively) low is BECAUSE there has been a 50 year concerted emphasis on safety. That’s like saying vaccines are overhyped because hardly anyone dies of polio anymore.