A gentleman never tells.

That’s terrible. I love it.

A huge part of this is short-sighted decisions designed to boost either the year-over-year bottom line or the metric to which some executive’s incentive is pegged (i.e. one of the basic structural problems with our current American flavor of capitalism).

This has been the “selling point” of every Corvette since the C5. Laudable goals, but Chevy’s never really delivered (unless you count the ZR1 end of the universe, wherein the cost advantages are significantly smaller).

$300 light bar, $700 for Truck Nutz

“Not anymore.” -Adrian Peterson

Curry is the correct answer, followed by chili. Triscuits and similar shredded wheat products are also a bitch unless they’ve had time to soften in the stomach acid- like broken glass shards...

I get a sneaking feeling this included a release for any claims related to the Colts' medical treatment. If there was some question of Luck suing for malpractice and lost future earnings, the Colts may have bought peace cheaply.

He was my favorite current quarterback. Fuck. Godspeed, you brilliant mutant man-ape gone wrong

It’s just the US-Canadian exchange rate. 80 American yards for 100 Canadian is actually a pretty decent deal these days.

Can’t watch it right now (and probably won’t later) but I think the “organ failure” thing was a sarcastic aside from Thompson— that the tone of the interview would make the uninformed think he was suffering from a terminal disease rather than having been paroled early from his sentence in Cleveland.

Thank you for putting that scenario in my head. How am I going to get through the rest of the workday with a gigantic boner?

Bullshit. No one hates dogs in hats.

You forgot "Hit By a Car"

Kane

The giant hydroelectric power plants?

Alkali baby asprin

Breydyn. Otherwise accurate

I’m sorry, it’s too early to talk about curling.

Geoducks