Greetings Starfighter...er, BattleHawks!

Also, to polish the chip on a lot of older St. Louisans’ shoulders that the Hawks moved to Atlanta.

If your vaj is green and yellow, seek medical attention.

Silly man, there’s no such team as the “Texans”

Doesn’t say he was the one with the barbell. I for one look forward to the inevitable rumors that one of his teammates clocked him for having an affair with his wife.

“Look at Mr. PhD-in-barbell-aeronautics over here.” -Tony Rogowski, Nationals Strength and Conditioning Coordinator

Like literally guffawing on the tape- you hear at least two guys yucking it up like it Jerry was late-70s Richard Pryor.

Davis is only in LA at all because he preferred to play somewhere else and used his leverage to make it happen, despite the disadvantage to his team. This is the same thing, only within the team.

Caveat lector indeed

Where the Buggalo Roam...

He's no Rally Squirrel, nor Rally Cat. #BestMammalsInBaseball

JaMarcus' Razor

A 500 Giardiniera Estate? I’m so confused...

Remember, Billy’s explicitly stated position is that unfairness is ok if it only fucks over Spurs fans, as long as he gets his rocks off.

If entertainment is worth sacrificing fair enforcement of rules to you, might I suggest WWE?

That would imply he actually makes an argument, instead of just stringing together one shrill thoughtlet after another.

40 is the new 80, in terms of grouchy-old-manness

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

To each their own, but I feel like if you’re twisting you’re doing it wrong.

Neither is finding the right partner.