So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

Every time I get in my car and try to start it up, I get bitten and kicked and slashed by its claws.

Just before camping trip with the in-laws

On the one hand, if Team X outshoots its opponent 30-3, it probably deserves to win.

There are plenty of worse times the injury could have occurred. What if he was on a highwire between two buildings? 

It’s a bad word BECAUSE it’s homophobic. It’s only an insult because it’s backed by the perception that being gay is a Bad Thing.

Where’s that elf-dude sticking his finger?

Yes. That was a series of increasingly poor decisions.

“Was ist das?”

Fuck the snap clap. Ban it outright and we don't have to debate abruptness or intent. 

Glickenhaus immediately accused Hickey and McQueen of stealing his design.

“Everybody Loves The Tits”

UP EELS! UP EELS! RIGHT UP EELS!

This may have displaced Arnold getting dropkicked as the best Old Man Shrugs Off Your Sucker Punch/Ambush Highlight of the year. Frankly, I did not expect that title to be in dispute.

That presumes it’s a nice, upstanding bank that holds the lien. Trying to set up a time to meet with the seller AND Freddy from InstaCredit Auto Financing Services is a pain in the ass, because something always comes up or someone flakes.

1st Gear: See, the problem is they actually tried to make cars. If they stuck to vague promises about “mobility services” and “disrupting transport” they could hemorrhage cash ‘til the cows came home without controversy.

Boneitis? Attacked by a bone vampire? Sold a bone to Cash Bone?

This is all second-hand knowledge from auto racing helmets, but there are two basic concerns with older helmets (other than design advances making newer ones generally safer):

The Yankees are just straight-up stealing signs, right? Like, dude-in-the-outfield-with-a-telephoto-lens-and-a-radio-earpiece-to-the-batter stealing signs.

It’s not even that VAR was wrong in its determinations.