I dunno. Imagine the lost opportunities if RG3 hadn’t gotten his #branding down tight

Good luck finding a Welshman who can spell.

Sure, noooow Draymond resists the urge to smash someone in the balls...

You'd need more disgusting chin-beards and a LOT more MAGA hats.

It’s not often you see a quality Greek God(dess) joke. Have your star,

Trick question: there’s no such thing as a “cool vintage SUV.”

Certainly the infield.  I would be in favor of out to the foul poles myself.

I have previously proposed summary roadside executions. 

Game recognize game.

Counterpoint: any conversation involving Boston sports teams inevitably turns to piss.

I have a solution for you! There are actually two different ‘states’ in this neck of the woods. St. Louis (and to some extent Kansas City) are in “Missouri”- a state that has its problems but is at least within the general range of reasonable. Everything outside about a 25 mile radius is “Mizzurah”. 

My impression was that both Kuechel and Kimbrel had been holding firm to their prior demands ($150 million and $120 million, respectively) and Kuechel only lowered his asking price yesterday. Is this incorrect?  

Maybe because they know it would be embarrassing if they suspended him for 80 games the same year he made the All-Star Game?

I assume this is another manifestation of the Stockholm Syndrome that is Mets fandom.

I don’t see how it could be anything other than encouraging and not-at-all-suspicious!

Toronto Gooch-Fants

Seizure.

It’s “Bert”, remember?

Thank Jeebus

Fine, but in order to do this "Mike" would have to both love Corvairs AND hate his wife and child.