And then jealousy will turn to a combination of pity and schadenfreude.

Rodman, followed by Wilt.

There are sweeter things in life than two jerks arguing and both coming out looking like twats.

The fuck do the Patriots care about the letter of the law? 

Counterpoint: The only thing Metsier than this sort of deeply weird flurry of examples of incompetence on every level of the organization would be to STILL get completely ignored in favor of the Yankees.

Bravo. I had assumed that Kim’s lawyer-apprenticeship thing was a sham, but I guess her "mentors" sent her out to pick up shitty fast food for them just like a real peon.

#JusticeForGooch

I think you and I are talking about different R&D focii.

I understand Chrysler’s MySpace initiative is just about to roll out.

R&D isn’t about today’s bottom line, or even next quarter’s bottom line (depending on the industry). If your industry as a whole is getting crunched, then it absolutely makes sense to spend (relatively) heavily to get out of that garbage compactor. It’s about ensuring that whatever the next thing is, you’re in on it-…

Incorporate “Blockchain” into every product name and description.

Tangential note: I found myself really enjoying Spain & Fitz on ESPN Radio on evening commutes. I was shocked to actually enjoy a sportstalk thing instead of just having it on in the background.

You’ll never be able to escape Mr. Floaty. Even after the cat ate him, he knows what you did.

How else am I supposed to hear Stephen A. Smith’s incisive and enlightening analysis of the day’s top sportsball issues? Turn on the radio? Open Twitter? Read about it on 8000 different websites? Open the nearest window?

Yes. How are you surprised at this? There are people who can’t find Iran or China on a world map.

“Feeder series” is an ambiguous term. It seems like the ‘lower’ series at this time are less about working your way through each rung of the ladder in turn than it is about drivers having a chance to demonstrate their skills to potential teams and sponsors.

Deep cut. Or maybe just obscure. Either way, +1

I’m not sure that “Don’t throw animals at people” is part of a “deep-seated ideology”. 

Ah, the ol' Pete Carroll Special...