His beliefs are just slightly off. Here’s the truth.

Or just throw your hands in the air and say “fuck it” and eat a bacon cheeseburger.

They know everything

Michael no SWIPING, MICHAEL NO SWIPING

Do you know what else is junk science? The idea that somehow birth is some magical experience that transforms a lump of cells that do not constitute a human being to a human being with rights. If abortion is not murder, then as many have pointed out neither is infanticide, nor euthanasia of elderly or disabled…

Sure - next time I have an upset stomach I’ll be sure to reach for the Juice of Magnesia.

Direct from the presentation:

They are all unsafe. At lease 1 living human being is killed in every case.

There’s a gender out there with the same symbol that is going to write so many tumblr posts about appropriation.

Isn’t the issue that Pandas never screw, not that they are screwed?

However, when Mullen inquired about renting the equipment, he received an email saying that the company did not service Detroit due to employees being robbed and equipment being stolen and/or damaged in the past.

Translation:

These are the faces I had when I was reading Splinter talking about how Hillary Clinton lost the election, and none of the reasons were “because white supremacy and liberal white privilege collided to F us all in the A with no lube”.

You do realize the conservation movement was actually started by people who hunted and fished right?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Yeah, but it was a dry heat.

The irony is that Chelsea has been named a “fellow.”

It’s called a vending machine.