There is a shocking lack of imagination around here.
All you need are a couple of these...
Are they going to make the baseballs pee in a cup now too?
So... spoiler alert... at the end of the Bhaalspawn saga you are essentially a god. There’s really nowhere to go from there. Making a sequel makes zero sense. By all means use the setting, style of gameplay, quality, ect. But those things do not make it Baldur’s Gate 3.
The mind boggles...
Don’t forget the big beautiful door...
Who?
Take two of these and for God’s sake don’t call at any time...
The Constitution reads like an owner’s manual with 600 pages deliberately missing.
Well, if you just let them pull a lever and fertilize the countryside, you wouldn’t have to poop in a box.
Does this sound like any functioning democracy you’ve ever heard of?
Gizmodo Media Group: Global Warming... uh... climate change is totally real and out to kill us all and not a cultish scam.
If you’ve ever thought to yourself... “Self, this Bond film would be more enjoyable if James pooped on the bad guys car”, then this is clearly the film for you.
I take it “Shut up and discretely enjoy one of life’s tender mercies” is off the table.