“But... it’s just... like... fertilizer man. It’s like.... totally natural.”

If only had given up their airplanes and SUVs and cow farts.

Better call Elon.

You know who else has a plan...

A fool and their money are soon parted.

The First Order knew of the location of the Resistance base on D’Qar before the Battle of Starkiller base by tracking a Resistance recon mission back to it’s source. That’s how they were able to target them during the battle. 

They couldn’t send them to D’Qar, that installation either has been or is about to be destroyed by a First Order Fleet.

My guess is that the first episode of the second season features them dropping out of hyperspace just in time to get Leia’s message from Crait. They spend the first half of the season trying to…

Warning Shot.

United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs

I want to know how the First Order spliced in live shots of Hosnian Prime into Hux’s broadcast.

The ritual sacrifice of so many children certainly seems barbaric—and it’s unquestionably horrific...

Don’t forget the big beautiful door...

Who?

Emperor Andy learned the hard way that you reap what you sow.

If ye are prepared ye shall not fear.

If anyone really thinks we’ve seen the last of C3PO. I can get you a great deal on a bridge...

Because a fool and his money are soon parted.