Take two of these and for God’s sake don’t call at any time...

The Constitution reads like an owner’s manual with 600 pages deliberately missing.

Well, if you just let them pull a lever and fertilize the countryside, you wouldn’t have to poop in a box.

Does this sound like any functioning democracy you’ve ever heard of?

Gizmodo Media Group: Global Warming... uh... climate change is totally real and out to kill us all and not a cultish scam.

If you’ve ever thought to yourself... “Self, this Bond film would be more enjoyable if James pooped on the bad guys car”, then this is clearly the film for you.

If you support a carbon tax, then you support this:

I take it “Shut up and discretely enjoy one of life’s tender mercies” is off the table.

The cloud is a lie.

That’s an awful lot of capitalism just to get communism.

It would be truly delicious to see this psychopath beat Cuomo, only to inevitably crash and burn in November.

Is there an aftermarket solution that organizes all the variables that run through the computer right in front of you automatically? So that one could decipher tends and diagnosis problems without involving a dealer or repair shop?

I was kinda hoping someone in the crowd outside had a loudspeaker paying a little Elton John...

Big fight huh?

I’m sure that the folks imprisoned, starving, and freezing in the gulag would love to hear how you distinguish the two.

Ok, then I’m sure that you’ll agree that there is nothing wrong with criticizing those who use the game to play out their Marxist fantasies, because it is entirely appropriate to point out that Marxism and Marxist are bad.